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Security 101: Why Londoners Treat Unattended Bags Like Bombs

18 November, 2025 woody 0 Comments Tourist Guide to the Tube 10:25 am

If you’ve never seen an entire platform freeze at the sight of an unattended bag, welcome to London. Because of decades of public safety campaigns, and a history of IRA bomb threats, Londoners have been…

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Backpack Etiquette: How to Use Your Bag Without Becoming a Menace

12 November, 2025 woody 0 Comments Tourist Guide to the Tube 10:24 am

Backpacks are harmless on the surface. They carry snacks, cameras, water bottles, souvenirs, emergency biscuits, everything a tourist needs. But the moment you step onto the Tube, your backpack transforms into a weapon of mild…

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Tube Staff: The Unsung Heroes of London’s Underworld

30 October, 2025 woody 0 Comments Tourist Guide to the Tube 10:08 am

There’s a common tourist misconception that Tube staff exist solely to check tickets and scold you for tapping the wrong oyster card. But in reality, they are the backbone, brain, and beating heart of the…

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Tourists on the Tube: A Love Letter (With Warnings)

26 September, 2025 woody 0 Comments Tourist Guide to the Tube 5:33 pm

Tourists are a cherished part of London’s atmosphere. You bring joy, excitement, maps the size of small countries, and a level of enthusiasm Londoners lost years ago. But on the Tube? You can be… a…

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Surviving the London Underground: Navigating the Chaos with Ease

29 June, 2023 woody 0 Comments Survival 1:32 pm

The London Underground, as we fondly know it as the "Tube," is not just a transportation system; it's a way of life for Londoners and commuters alike. As the oldest underground train network in the…

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Further facts of the London Underground

5 April, 2016 woody 0 Comments Facts 12:56 pm

The London Underground is the oldest underground train network in the world, as such has had close to 150 years to gain some interesting facts and figures, plus some downright weird ones. Furthest on the…

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Even more thoughts from the tube

5 April, 2016 woody 0 Comments Thoughts 12:48 pm

Transport for London? A car The Piccadilly line reliability might have cause for improvement, but is not as bad as it could be due to the VERY slow station and track improvements. The PPP (Public-Private…

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More thoughts from the Tube

15 March, 2016 woody 0 Comments Thoughts 5:45 pm

It's raining once again, well it is England. I'm on the Piccadilly line. The faces are staring blankly at nothing, avoiding all eye contact. The damp carriage steaming from the heat that 100 bodies create…

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Interesting tube lines

5 March, 2016 woody 0 Comments Facts 12:59 pm

The London Underground is the oldest underground train network in the world, as such has had close to 150 years to gain some interesting facts and figures, plus some downright weird ones. The London Underground…

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Thoughts from the tube

23 February, 2016 woody 0 Comments Thoughts 10:35 am

A perfect example of how the Tube system has been run can be found in a tunnel designed and built by Sir Marc Brunel and his don Isambard Kingdom Brunel. The Thames Tunnel, between Rotherhithe…

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